by Dr. Kim Zussman
If I had a Wiener
I’d filter in the morning
I’d filter in the evening
All over this land
I’d filter out zygotes
I’d filter out virons
I’d filter out love between the brothers and brothers
All over San Francisco
If I had a bell
I’d ring it at the Nasdaq
I’d ring it at the NYSE
All over this land
I’d wring out declines
I’d ring out vol spikes
I’d ring out love between my brokers and my traders
All over this land
If I were short
I’d sell it in the morning
I’d sell it in the evening
All over this land
I’d sell out danger
I’d sell global warming
I’d sell out love between Bernanke and Maria
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